A tote for the unapologetic (and socially selective).
Bold purple and black lettering says it out loud so you don’t have to: “sorry I’m late, I just didn’t want to come.” No lies detected.
Made from sturdy canvas with plenty of room for your essentials, this tote is built for uni days, grocery runs, or reluctantly attending plans you absolutely considered canceling. It’s sarcastic, self-aware, and effortlessly cool just like you.
Carry the attitude. Carry the aesthetic. Carry Siacha—because honesty is the vibe.
Details (the practical stuff):
100% cotton canvas
Heavyweight fabric (12 oz/yd² / 406.9 g/m²)
Sewn-in label
Available in natural and black
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